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America’s Leaders Terrified by Monster Island 
Wonkette | by Ken Layne | Thu, Aug 7
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You’ve heard about the Montauk Monster and the terrible secret government laboratory on Plum Island, but what will our Leaders do to stop the reign of biological terror from the Department of Homeland Security’s Monster Island? Even Hillary Clinton is frightened! “We are particularl...
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