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Friday, Jan 29
Top Pundit Declares Obama Therapy Session A Victory, For America
Luke Russert - Barack Obama - United States - Twitter - Democracy While you people were quick to declare today’s Baltimore Blabfest (our alliterative powers suck right now, please help?) to be the greatest moment in Obama history and a righteous victory for truth and Hope etc., we refused...
Obama Therapy Session With House Republicans Goes… Well? No One Knows
Republican - Ron Paul - YouTube - United States - Barack Obama Okay okay okay let’s try to get this all organized… nope, not gonna happen, so here’s the deal: We have no idea where to begin with this Obama/House Republicans group sex therapy rehab session that just took place, on teevee. It wa...
Thursday, Jan 28
How Andrew Young Found That John Edwards Boning Tape
And that is where it remains — in a secret safe deposit box, along with Barack Obama’s “long-form” Kenyan birth certificate and a security tape of Hillary Clinton eating Vincent Foster’s brain. This box is hidden in yet another pile of Rielle Hunter’s trash.
Chris Matthews Clarifies Experience Of Forgetting Obama Was Black For An Hour
Barack Obama - Democratic - YouTube - Health care - United States Senate Oh Tweety. It’s fine, really. If we were Boomers, we would forget that people were black sometimes too. The original comment was just a very 2008-campaign one to make, which made it so jarring. Yes, we know, he saved race re...
People Who Visit Bill O’Reilly’s Website Love Barack Obama So Much
Barack Obama - United States - President of the United States - Fox News Channel - Bill O'Reilly Although, you can tell it’s probably more of an A-, which is essentially just a B+ that wept in the professor’s office after class. Also, it so good the poll is set against the background of outer sp...
Liz Cheney’s Torture-Mongering PowerPoint Is The Only 100% Anti-Terrorism Thing That Exists
Barack Obama - Eric Holder - Keep America Safe - Ground Zero - Christmas Keep America Safe, Liz Cheney’s blood-thirsty web-only hobbyhorse, has this new ad criticizing Barack Obama for his gay marriage to due process. Obama “read the Christmas Day bomber his Miranda Rights… instead of in...
Wednesday, Jan 27
Celebrate President Obama’s Legendary First Year With This Handy State Of The Union Drinking Game!
Wee hew, it has been nearly one whole year since newly minted President Barack Obama gave a Not-State-of-the-Union speech, in which he discussed how “resolve” and “green energy” were going to save our economy. Remember this speech, when everybody still sort of had hope, and thought mayb...
Thursday, Jan 7
Liveblogging Obama’s Latest Super Serious Death Echo!
Barack Obama - Hawaii - United States - No Fly List - CNN Barack Obama and people are going to present their report of the underpants bomber, and how funny it was that a guy would do such a thing to his wiener. DON’T LAUGH AT THAT. TERRORISM IS REAL. Supposedly Obama will pretend to take the blame, o...
Thursday, Dec 17
Most Obvious Stupidest Lie Ever Gaining Currency Among America’s Worst Specimens
One of Washington’s most transparently evil liars, Michael Goldfarb of the Weekly Standard, recently wrote that — according to a single anonymous “Senate aide” — Barack Obama and that DAMN RAHM have threatened to shut down Offutt Air Force Base in Nebraska, headquarters of the U.S. Strat...
Thursday, Dec 10
Obama Cancels His Victory Snack Date With Norway’s King
Barack Obama - Norway - Nobel Peace Prize - President of the United States - Siv Jensen Barack Obama has said a controversial “No, thank you” to the King of Norway’s very kind and very obligatory lunch invitation! Sometime before or after Obama’s hawky peace prize acceptance speech, ever...
Wednesday, Feb 4
Opinion: NRO Dildo Has Been Accurately Predicting President Obama’s Failures Since March ‘08
In an effort to be “objective” and feel like “a big deal,” the Washington Political Press has decided Barack Obama’s 16-day presidency is in Crisis Mode, possibly collapsing exactly like Nixon, late in his second term, right now! The evidence, so far, consists of Obama doing pretty much...
Friday, Jan 9
Obama Forgot To Ask For Money In Today’s Email
Breaking: Obama sends national e-mail with NO plea for money! [Top of the Ticket] As eternal punishment for sending him $50 one night last summer, when you were drunk, Barack Obama sends a new email every day, demanding more money, for god knows what. Sometimes he makes Michelle send it, or...
Saturday, Sep 6
Obviously, Sarah Palin Is Racist
“‘So Sambo beat the bitch!’ This is how Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin described Barack Obama’s win over Hillary Clinton to political colleagues in a restaurant a few days after Obama locked up the Democratic Party presidential nomination.” How dare sexist lipstick...
